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text[number++] = "With insomnia, nothing is real. Everything is far away. Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.";
text[number++] = "Deja vu - all over again.";
text[number++] = "This isn't a for real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.";
text[number++] = "Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar.";
text[number++] = "I can't get married - I'm a thirty-year-old boy.";
text[number++] = "I flipped through catalogs and wondered: "What kind of dining set defines me as a person?"";
text[number++] = "Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...";
text[number++] = "Emergency water landing, 600 miles an hour: blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.";
text[number++] = "His name is Robert Paulsen.";
text[number++] = "A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You "dance" all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.";
text[number++] = "Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.";
text[number++] = "You just had a near-life experience.";
text[number++] = "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.";
text[number++] = "And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.";
text[number++] = "Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy shit we don't need.";
text[number++] = "If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?";
text[number++] = "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.";
text[number++] = "I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.";
text[number++] = "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.";
text[number++] = "You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.";
text[number++] = "You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.";
text[number++] = "Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?";
text[number++] = "How much can you know about yourself, if you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars.";
text[number++] = "The things you own end up owning you.";
text[number++] = "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.";
text[number++] = "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.";
text[number++] = "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.";
text[number++] = "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.";
text[number++] = "I had it all . . . even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections, proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working, indigenous peoples of . . . wherever.";
text[number++] = "It's called a changeover. The movie goes on and nobody in the audience has any idea.";
text[number++] = "When deep space exploration ramps up, it will be the corporations that name everything: the IBM stellar-sphere, the Microsoft gallaxy, the planet Starbucks.";
text[number++] = "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.";


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